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my name's kalei and i'm a hot mess. zettai ryouiki is the source of my power.

preferred pronouns are "ojou-sama" and "my queen".

and the noise was coming from the basement

thekusabi:

the walls between anime genres has been broken

cremebuns:

i cant really even imagine having a penis because vaginas dont really stick out or anything like sometimes i even forget my genitals are there i just forget but like a penis seems so?????? obstructive??? like damn aint ur penis in the way all the time????

hey-helmi:

Soul gems in Rebellion Story

pizzapuffs:

validx2:

When your parents get mad that you cant find something that’s not where it’s supposed to be

P L E A S E

awildpav:

missdeadlyromance:

what the ever living fuck

dude Gumball is likethe best show because of shit like this

katara:

shading someone for being ugly is so funny because people are like “i know who you’re talking about” which means they agree and have lowkey thought it too so they’re just as petty 

ivvrite:

the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far

vinebox:

When you kiss your teeth at your parents then try to play it off

ridge:

DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS 

equius:

one time i said “no hetero, no hetero” in school

and this popular athletic straight boy sittin in front of me turned around super slow and looked at me and went “no… hetero?” in the TINIEST MOST BROKEN VOICE IMAGINABLE like he looked and sounded so timid and confused and he was looking at me like his whole life has been a lie because he realized he might be sitting near a queer person

gingerblivet:

do-you-have-a-flag:

I watch this disturbing video every easter

The entirely pastel backgrounds are what make this a masterpiece. 

randomlovesawkward:

"Badass Versions of Beloved Characters"

by Sylvain Sarrailh: http://tohad.deviantart.com/